Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Affleck Not Directing "The Batman"

Ben Affleck has pulled out of directing The Batman.

What's the opposite of this?

“There are certain characters who hold a special place in the hearts of millions,” Affleck said. “Performing this role demands focus, passion and the very best performance I can give. It has become clear that I cannot do both jobs to the level they require. Together with the studio, I have decided to find a partner in a director who will collaborate with me on this massive film. I am still in this, and we are making it, but we are currently looking for a director. I remain extremely committed to this project, and look forward to bringing this to life for fans around the world.”

Man, you starred and directed in The Town, and that shit's good.

Oh well, Batman vs. Superman and Suicide Squad were both good, so maybe there's...

Wait no those were both dog shit. 

Maybe the next reboot will be good.


This is the opposite of that

Monday, January 30, 2017

The Mummy

Will I ever consistently post to this blog?

Probably not.

It's fun when I do, though.



I show you this:




So that I may give you this:

(Start at :35 and watch til 1:20)
What a scream

Beyond how hilarious this is, it looks like a forgettable remake that will only be seen by people who wait until they're at the theater to decide on a movie to watch.


WontSeeIt

ButIWillWatchThatSecondVideoForYearsToCome