American Assassin - Official Trailer #1

A teen loses his parents in a car crash, loses his girlfriend in a terrorist attack at the beach, and gets sent to the League of Assassins. Okay looks like trash. He's going to be schooled and immediately become some super assassin. Now who's the Mr. Miyagi of Death that's going to train him?

Wait a sec... Keaton?

And it's got the best bad actor in my man Kitsch?

It'll probably be a waste of time, but I'll See It. Doesn't mean it I'll like it. 

Atomic Blonde - Restricted Trailer

So what I originally thought was going to be SALT 2 (Anyone?) looks like it's going to be more like John Wick meets... SALT.

The action scenes look good. There's been this trend going for a while where the protagonist gets the shit kicked out of them while kicking the shit out of everybody else as opposed to being untouched like every action movie in the 80's/90's. I'm for it. It'll be interesting when every movie does this, and then one movie has someone is an excellently choreographed fight scene not getting hit once, and then we'll see the cycle continue.

But I digress.

Looks like it will have some pretty good action scenes, but we might be seeing all of them in the trailer, too. 

It's a rainy day, can't-find-anything-else Will See It for me.

The Last Jedi

So like everyone else, I'm excited. 

The teaser's similar to the one for The Force Awakens (they even both open with a main character gasping for air), but that's not a bad thing. 

It doesn't tell you much of the story, but that's fine with (literally everybody) me. 

Wouldn't it be cool if Rey turned to the Dark Side in this one? Like Luke was disenfranchised with the whole 'Jedi' thing, downplays the whole thing to her, so she doesn't have the motivation to be a Jedi and is just like, "Fuck it I'll join them, see what this whole 'Dark Side' thing's about."

No?

WillSeeIt, along with the rest of America.