Friday, January 18, 2013

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

You've all seen the trailer for this movie.  It's everywhere.  I would like to believe that none of you will actually go see the movie, but that's a little optimistic.  I am just posting this red band trailer to show how soft of an "R" rating this movie is getting.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - Red Band Trailer

There are barely any differences between the red band and the original trailer.  Just a scene where a witch gets cut into bloody chunks and one "fuck" out of Renner.  Unless they're only showing the shitty parts in both of these trailers, there isn't much convincing me to see it.  Two of the movie's producers are Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, so I want to believe that it's supposed to be a comedy, but the lack of anything funny in the trailer leads me to believe otherwise.  I think that everyone involved went into it thinking they were going to do something funny or original, but this happened instead.

Sorry, Hawkeye, but I don't think I'm going to be seeing this one.


8 comments:

  1. Haha! Good point! It doesn't look very good.

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  2. These reviews may actually help me, specifically. My girlfriend has been completely up my ass about going to see a movie and I don't want to waste money on bad one.

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  3. Why do they have to make revamped remakes of everything anyway? It all sucks.

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  4. Having Will Farrell attached to anything that's not funny is just wrong. And misleading. And just wrong.

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  5. My coworker wants be to go see this with her. It doesn't look very good, but I'll struggle through it for Hawkeye. Who knows? Maybe it won't totally suck.

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  6. I have to be honest, I am not excited to hear how "amazing" this movie is when it comes out in theaters

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  7. Hansel & Gretel gone bad? I'll have to see this one.

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  8. I have to admit I would probably go see this movie. I dont't know what it is about it, but I don't think it looks that awful.

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